When I was 8 years old, my mother bought me a little calico cat....


I don't really know anything about love if I was going to be honest.


A dog returns to his vomit.


You will perform the seven wonders. Or die trying.


Here's my other offer. You can all just die.


Myrtle: Madison, you are the worst kind of Hollywood cliche. You are a bubblehead with crotchless panties.
Madison: And you're a dried up, old hot pocket, but I don't judge.
Myrtle: You can't talk to me like that. I'm your elder.
Madison: Welcome to the revolution, Carrot Top. As the next Supreme, I'm gonna drag this Coven out of the Dark Ages. Crotchless panties for everyone.

I think I'm gonna like it here.


Kyle: I love you.
Zoe: I love you too.

Madame LaLaurie: No. You don't know this woman. What you do to me?
Queenie: Yes, I do. That's the reason I brought you here, you dumb bitch.v

I need a cigarette.


I'd get out while you still can, Jughead.


She had a monster for a mother. Her death was the only kindness I ever did for her.

Madame LaLaurie

American Horror Story Season 3 Quotes

Even if I wanted to give it to you, I couldn't. What we do here isn't magic. I'm sorry.


We are under siege. Our lives, our very existence is always at risk. Know this. Or, face extinction.

Cordelia Fox