Kathleen: Now I got a man, and I'm doing everything I can to keep him.
Diana: Why are you worried you're gonna lose him?
Kathleen: Well, I'm not WORRIED. Greg is great. He's so sweet and attentive, but there's just no spark. Sometimes I think I just might not be his type.
Bonnie: Well, what is his type?

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Steve: Are you watching this?
Bonnie: Not really. I just had it on.
Steve: Do you understand what she's talking about? Because I don't.
Bonnie: I think some women want to work and have a career like Diana's doing. I don't think it's that crazy.
Steve: Yeah, I guess, but it's no picnic out there in the real world. I mean, I feel like you women have it real good. I mean, why complain?

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Paul: What are your thoughts on Jerry Brown, Steve?
Steve: Oh, I'll take a wait and see on that.
Margot: He's dating Linda Rondstadt. Do you listen to rock music, Bonnie?
Bonnie: How old do you think I am, Margot?

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Becca: Mom! Slow down!
Bonnie: You always want to go on those ridiculous amusement park rides that throw you around like a rag doll. Well, this is just like that, and it's free!

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Bonnie: We'll stop at Pioneer Chicken and pick something up.
Jessica: Mom, can we get biscuits?
Bonnie: Biscuits? Does it feel like we're celebrating?

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Are you having fun, huh? Driving around, trying to frighten people? Well, you're not frightening me. OK? So you better get the hell out of here or I'm going to grab the tire iron from the trunk of my car and make friends with the side of your face. [pounds the hood of the car with her fist] Your brights are on!

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Jessica: What did you say to him, mom?
Bonnie: I let them know what's what. Let that be a lesson to you girls. Never let a man intimidate you. Under any circumstances. You always have to stand up for yourself.

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Your father is with another lady, and he's probably not coming back. And I wish I didn't have to tell you this, but I want you to know the truth because I love you, and I don't want to lie to you. A liar is the worst thing you can be. A stripper is also bad.

Bonnie

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