Cops are scumbags.

Deran

Deran: You don't want to do that baby-raising shit. You don't get any sleep. You have to feed that thing like 14 times a day.
Craig: Hey, you're right. I remember when I raised you. Look how you turned out.
Deran: Exactly my point.

Pam: You want to make some real money, then you think about sticking around here and working with me.
Janine: I don't like kids.

J: We good to go?
Craig: No. Who's going to bake the pie? For after the job if Smurf doesn't make it back in time? It's not about the pie. It means we got the job done and everyone's back safe. It means something.
Pope: I'll stop by Safeway and pick up a pie.

I don't really want you to see me like this.

Pope

J: I don't need your help.
Angela: Yeah, you do. Who else can you trust?

You want to know what it feels like to be in charge, J? This is what it feels like to be in charge.

Smurf

The Codys are dangerous, including your boyfriend.

Pierce

Smurf: I always protect my people, Neil.
Neil: I'm not your people.
Smurf: Of course you are.

The day you die will be the happiest day of my life.

Pope

Why don't you tell me about dirtbag Billy's ex-girlfriend shows up here and makes such a grand entrance.

Smurf

Craig should have told you it's always better to approach me for permission. Not forgiveness.

Smurf

Animal Kingdom Quotes

J: We good to go?
Craig: No. Who's going to bake the pie? For after the job if Smurf doesn't make it back in time? It's not about the pie. It means we got the job done and everyone's back safe. It means something.
Pope: I'll stop by Safeway and pick up a pie.

Craig: I guess we're Lutheran. Who knew?
Daren: It must have been the cheapest.