Deran: I'm going to Indo, I won't be missing out on any waves.
Craig: You gonna call him.
Deran: Who?
Craig: You know who.
Deran: I don't know. I doubt he'll want to see me.
Craig: So. What do you want?
Deran: I don't know.
Craig: The happiest I ever saw you was when you and Adrian moved in together. You should find him.

Deran: How much does she know?
J: The truth that we're selling everything and splitting it up. That's it.

You know what? Take your drugs. You're going to need them when you're on your knees giving blow jobs to truck drivers at the gas station.

Smurf

J: Me and my uncles are splitting up. We're going to get away from each other.
Penny: What?
J: I never really felt comfortable working with my uncles. They treat me like a kid even though I tripled their business assets. They don't respect me. They don't like me. I think I'm going to go to the Virgin Islands or Fiji or something.
Penny: Permanently?
J: Yeah.

Craig: I want you to marry me in Thailand on an elephant.
Renn: Are you kidding me?
Craig: No.
Renn: Craig, if you're kidding me, I will cut you.
Craig: I'm not kidding you. I'm asking you. I want you to marry me.

Can I keep one of those pictures? The one of me and Julia?

Pope

J: My uncles are extremely dangerous people. They're criminals. Pope is a murderer, you know about that. They all are. Penny: Craig and Deran?
J: It's why we have to leave. They want to murder me too. I'm just a loose end, and they're going to want all the money for themselves.

Deran, you never listen to me. Listen me to this one time, ok? Wake. Up. Leave Pope in jail where he belongs, give Craig his share if you feel like you have to, that's fine. But do not give a goddamn dime to J, OK? The kid doesn't deserve it. He doesn't deserve shit.

Billy

Baz: What's the matter?
Pope: I'm not a weirdo.

Julia: Andrew, what the hell? You're my brother.
Pope: Please, please. I know you don't think there is something wrong with me, but there is.

Well, well, well. If it isn't my favorite known offspring. What's up?

Billie

You can always count on men to be men. Believe it or not it can be very useful.

Smurf

Animal Kingdom Quotes

Craig: I guess we're Lutheran. Who knew?
Daren: It must have been the cheapest.

Your mom just died, man. It's a free pass.

Baz