Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXArcher Season 8 Episode 3: "Archer Dreamland: Jane Doe" Quotes
Archer: Did you say "a" change, or just change, as in spare change?
Figgis: Huh, what change? They'll be passing you around for half a pack of smokes.
Archer: Pfft, I'm worth at least two packs.
Charlotte: Pfft!
Archer: You know...
Archer: Are you shitting me?!?
Pam: Awwww, I wouldn't shit you, you're my favourite turd!
Hey, can I order some pie? Or have you single-handedly depleted the Global Strategic Pie Reserves?
Floyd: Are you crazy?
Verl: Are you trying to get yourself killed?
Archer [mockingly]: Oh my God, is diabetes contagious?!?
Goddammit! I insist you let me share your marijuana cigarette!
Ray
Mother: What is it with you people and reefer?
Lana: Do you mean musicians or negroes?
Mother: Pick one.
Archer: I realize that a segregated service is just crazy, especially given what we were fighting for over there, but -
Cliff: Oh now you got a "but."
Archer: ...if you think about it, the most racist thing would be, if, whenever there was a war, we only sent negroes.
Floyd: WOW.
Verl: Words fail me.
Ray: I failed my induction screening.
Verl: Well yeah.
Cliff: Obviously.
Floyd: You put the "F" in 4F!
Ray: You know...
Archer: Will you quit jamming my ass with that thing?
Ray: He said, coyly.
Archer: Look, I know you cops have to check your weapons up front, and there's five of us and only one of you, so...
Pam: So who wants their ass beat first? And before you decide, keep in mind that I'm gradually goin' to get more tired, but also gradually more berserker.
Being a negro must be so exciting.
Cheryl
