Archer Season 6 Episode 6: "Sitting" Quotes
Guys, come on. Can't we have one poker night without a hate crime?Cyril
Cyril: And basically the only thing that keeps you from murdering each other is a lack of access to fire arms.
Pam: Works for Canada.
Cheryl: Nothing works for Canada.
Slater: Hang on, go back. You speak Urdu?
Archer: Huh? Oh, no, no, just that one phrase.
Farouk: The only phrase you know in Urdu is "No shit, you goat-raping pig devil."
Archer: What?! I thought it meant "I'm sorry." Huh, probably why that night in Karachi went from pretty bad to much worse.
Slater: I'm gonna stop you there.
Archer: Probably someone should. There's a baby.
Archer: Lana, go. AJ's in good hands. I know what I'm doing. I've read 10 of the Babysitter's Club books.
Archer: Yeah, I'm totally a Christie with maybe like a dash of Claudia.
Lana: Have you at least babyproofed this place?
Archer: I don't think a baby can hurt anything.