Michael: Oh my God. I'm dating Ron Howard's girlfriend.
Narrator: Actually, she's his daughter. But that's kind of worse, don't you think?

Ron Howard: You're the father.
Michael: But that would make my son the son.

Michael: Oh, gosh, no no no. My wife died years before any...any of this.
Ron Howard: Oh gee. I think it's a lot more fun if we see her die.

Now, I don't know if you know this about me, but most of my movies are based on still photographs that I find truly inspiring.

Ron Howard

Ron Howard: [to potential Opie] Hey, nice try little mister!
Ron Howard: [to his staff] We're never going to beat the original.

Barry Zuckerkorn: Ooooo! And that's what we call a law-bomb!
Attorney: That's a low blow, Loblaw.
Bob Loblaw: A Bob Loblaw Law Bomb!

Do you want me to tell him to go f*** himself? I can tell Row Howard to go f*** himself.

Barry Zuckerkorn

Google Guy: Now, with this car you might get some stares.
Michael: I'm used to a car with some stares.

Arrested Development Season 4 Episode 4 Quotes

Do you want me to tell him to go f*** himself? I can tell Row Howard to go f*** himself.

Barry Zuckerkorn

Google Guy: Now, with this car you might get some stares.
Michael: I'm used to a car with some stares.