Deadite Amanda: Pucker up and give me a kisssss...
Ash: Fat fuckin' chance!

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• Added: December 31, 2015

Amanda, whenever you think about us, you might want to forget this part!

Ash

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• Added: December 31, 2015

Ruby: Oh Ash. Do you really think I want you and your little friends to die?
Ash: Yyyyes.
Ruby: No. I just want things to go back to the way they were when The Dark Ones ruled over evil forces on earth.
Ash: Well, I just want to bang Maryanne from Gilligan's Island, but that ain't gonna happen.

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• Added: December 31, 2015

Alright Pedro, I'm comin' for ya! Uh, uh Pablo! I meant Pablo!

Ash

• Permalink: Alright Pedro, I'm comin' for ya! Uh, uh Pablo! I meant Pablo!
• Added: December 31, 2015

Gaaah! Creepy kid.

Ash

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• Added: December 31, 2015

Someone needs to wash your mouth out, kid. And that someone...is me.

Ash

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• Added: December 31, 2015