Russ: Your snitch is an NBA cheerleader?
Al: You got a problem with that?
Russ: No I don't got a problem with that. My problem is that my snitch is a fat, annoying, hairy moron.

Milt: The evidence is pointing against your theory, Russ.
Russ: Yeah, that's why we need more evidence, Milt.

Joey: You think I'm dealin' heroin?
Milt: I think a kilo is a bit much to keep on hand if you're just using.

Milt: Look, I'm not even certain we should be focusing on the parents.
Russ: Perhaps we should be focusing on the education system, society at large.

Battle Creek Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Milt: Look, I'm not even certain we should be focusing on the parents.
Russ: Perhaps we should be focusing on the education system, society at large.

Joey: You think I'm dealin' heroin?
Milt: I think a kilo is a bit much to keep on hand if you're just using.