Whoa, Dad actually did it. I owe Pops fifty bucks!

Diane

I told you to spank him not crush his spirit!

Pops

Damn Diane I wish I had you when I divorced Grandma, mighta held onto my Lincoln.

Pops

Oh really? Oh I see, it takes you two hours to find a little black boy, and then you're here in two seconds when I accidentally steal a clutch? Well you know what? I'm keeping it!

Rainbow

He'd hidden again. It was a game to him. A game we all hated called Jack's missing and may be in a white van with no windows.

Dre

black-ish Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Oh really? Oh I see, it takes you two hours to find a little black boy, and then you're here in two seconds when I accidentally steal a clutch? Well you know what? I'm keeping it!

Rainbow

He'd hidden again. It was a game to him. A game we all hated called Jack's missing and may be in a white van with no windows.

Dre