Jake Peralta is age thirty-nine but professionally he's still in his prime.


Holt: Dillman never talks first when he's in the box.
Amy: Well, Rosa never initiates conversation of any kind.

Jake: That's impossible, I never keep my receipts! Amy tell them, tell them how much our accountant hates me.
Amy: She hates him so much!

Dillman: Based on your reaction I know everything about you as a person.
Jake: That can't be true.
Holt: It is. You're cooked.

Jake: No one likes a know-it-all.
Dillman: You're married to one.

Jake: You're a great detective, Charles.
Charles: Wow, even in defeat you are a true prince of a man.

You see, Terrence, I couldn't help but notice you're not wearing suspenders today. Odd, considering suspenders are your entire personality.


The phrase "whodunit" is a grammatical abomination. So, please use the proper term "a who has done this."


Jake: Are you sure this is culturally okay for me?
Judy: We're gonna find out.

You're the most consistent person in my life Peralta. I can always count on you.

Doug Judy

Trudy: He's probably here to arrest Chuck.
Jake: I would never arrest Chuck. But I mean, why'd you say that? What did Chuck do?
Trudy: Woooooow. Cops always be coppin'.

Jake: I just got outta jail. Five years.
Chuck: Tough sentence, what'd you do?
Jake: Elder abuse. Got my grandpa good, so.
Chuck: Damn, that's very upsetting.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

Amy: Didn't work.
Jake: Ugh, I knew it! I got bum nards!

Amy: Rule number one, let's not tell anyone so we can figure out what this is first.
Jake: Smart. Rule number two, let's not put labels on it. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend, we're just...murmzeep and jinglebin.
Amy: Great. Rule number three, let's not have sex right away.
Jake: (pause) Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt. Good rule, no sex, good rule.