Holt: You're wasting my talents.
Gina: This man is a Timberlake and you're treating him like a Fatone!

Amy: It hasn't exactly been light and breezy.
Jake: Yeah, it's been more like stressful and deathy.

Light and breezy is how you describe a linen pant suit, not a relationship you care about!


Gina: I figured PR would be the easiest way to launch my reality show "Linetti, Set, Go."
Holt: I thought your reality show was "Gina in a Bottle."
Gina: No, that was the name of my fragrance line, keep up!

I didn't follow you to PR for you to quit. I followed you because you're great, and because you make everything you touch better.


Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

Amy: Rule number one, let's not tell anyone so we can figure out what this is first.
Jake: Smart. Rule number two, let's not put labels on it. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend, we're just...murmzeep and jinglebin.
Amy: Great. Rule number three, let's not have sex right away.
Jake: (pause) Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt. Good rule, no sex, good rule.

Yes, we did kiss each other. For realz.