Holt: Who took the real bracelet?
Keven: I did.

Terry: Maybe I'll win this year!
Holt: Aw, the heist is already working. Sergeant Jeffords has recovered his sense of humor.

Amy: I would love to defend my crown after I destroyed you all last year.
Jake: Well, I mean, the proposal was all part of my plan.
Amy: All I remember is you bowing to me on your knees.
Jake: Yeah, I was asking you to marry me.
Amy: Well, you looked like a fool.

What if the reason we can't find the hacker, is that there is no hacker?


I'm not gonna destroy her. I actually want her back. I really love her, Jake.


Have you still not watched Killing Eve? I've told you about it so many times!


I should've done this last night, but I chickened out. We need to break up.


Holt: You need to focus because time is running out.
Jake: Oh yeah, that's what the F I'm talking about.

Rosa, come on. You can't break a mouse in half. Oh wow, you did. Scary. You really earned your rep.


You can use this. There are benefits to being underestimated.


Allister: A brain should be soft and wet.
Holt: I wanted to say that, but Jake told me not too!
Jake: Yeah! Because it's gross.

Say, "I am Raymond Holt and my brain is rock hard!"


Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

Amy: Rule number one, let's not tell anyone so we can figure out what this is first.
Jake: Smart. Rule number two, let's not put labels on it. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend, we're just...murmzeep and jinglebin.
Amy: Great. Rule number three, let's not have sex right away.
Jake: (pause) Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt. Good rule, no sex, good rule.

Charles: "My hunch, my hunch, my lovely casey hunch!" Sing with me.
Jake: That's not gonna happen, I will literally never -- "What you gonna do with all that hunch, all that hunch inside your brain!"
Charles and Jake: "We're gonna solve, solve, solve this case, solve this case right in your face!"