Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes
Nothing is as important to me in the world as this dog.Holt
Someone took our fluffy boy!Holt
You both look upset. Did they stop funding the arts?Jake
I've had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.Rosa
Here they come, my beautiful blue-vested bunnies.Holt
Charles: I guess Jake and I still have the only unbreakable bond in the precinct.
Amy: I mean, he is my husband.
Charles: Mhm, no one ever gets divorced?
Look at them laughing. Jake must've said something really funny. Should we forfeit and go see what it is?Charles
Sorry, sir, that no one wants to bone your dusty old skeleton.Amy
Sleep. Sleep, you ugly morons.Holt
Jake: Can you at least try to be nice, for me?
Rob: Okay. I'll be nice.
You gave Hitchcock and Scully an important case?Rosa
Rob: Wish you were dead, you lousy son of a bitch!
Jake: You said you were gonna be nice!
Rob: I lied, so I could say the son of a bitch thing.