Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes
That's insulting. I'm very concerned with immigration issues.Scully
Charles: Fun! Terry's playing the flute.
Holt: At work? Who are you, William Wonka?
Jake: You're a great detective, Charles.
Charles: Wow, even in defeat you are a true prince of a man.
The phrase "whodunit" is a grammatical abomination. So, please use the proper term "a who has done this."Holt
Jake: No one likes a know-it-all.
Dillman: You're married to one.
You see, Terrence, I couldn't help but notice you're not wearing suspenders today. Odd, considering suspenders are your entire personality.Jake
Holt: Dillman never talks first when he's in the box.
Amy: Well, Rosa never initiates conversation of any kind.
Dillman: Based on your reaction I know everything about you as a person.
Jake: That can't be true.
Holt: It is. You're cooked.
Jake Peralta is age thirty-nine but professionally he's still in his prime.Holt
Jake: That's impossible, I never keep my receipts! Amy tell them, tell them how much our accountant hates me.
Amy: She hates him so much!
You're the most consistent person in my life Peralta. I can always count on you.Doug Judy
Jake: I just got outta jail. Five years.
Chuck: Tough sentence, what'd you do?
Jake: Elder abuse. Got my grandpa good, so.
Chuck: Damn, that's very upsetting.