You're the champagne of friends.

Boyle

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• Added: October 19, 2014

We're doing it Boyle! We're Tokyo Drifting!

Jake

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• Added: October 19, 2014

It's time to drop a deuce!

Jake

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• Added: October 19, 2014

Captain, with all due respect, come on, homie!

Jake

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• Added: October 19, 2014

Boyle: Every year I dress up and you guys never get who I am.
Rosa: We get what you are. A grown man who loves dress-up.

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• Added: October 19, 2014

Wuntch got served.

Captain Holt

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• Added: October 12, 2014

Motherhood really opens a man's eyes!

Jake

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• Added: October 12, 2014

Let me check. Oh, it just says no one likes you.

Gina

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• Added: October 12, 2014

I accidentally smiled at you last week and you shined a laser pointer into my eye and screamed "perv".

Scully

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• Added: September 28, 2014

Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when PacMan dies.

Gina

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• Added: September 28, 2014

I agree - with the stuff about the drill, not the spineless ass-kissing.

Rosa

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• Added: September 28, 2014

Teddy's like the worst out of all those guys! Extortion, terrible breath, murder...I put terrible breath too high on that list.

Jake

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• Added: September 28, 2014