Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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I have to ask, do you think "awesome" begins with an "o"?
Holt
RICO - stands for racketeering, investigative, cop, awesome.
Jake
Jake: Bureau. FBI lingo for...FBI.
Holt: Yes, I've been a cop for 30 years, and I've seen movies.
I got aroused last night watching a nature documentary on bees. It was fine until they went inside a hive.
Charles
I love the spray tan, Joey. Let me take a picture of you, I wanna show the colour to the guy who stains my deck!
Jake
I don't know what's gonna happen on this assignment, and if something bad goes down, I think I'd be pissed at myself if I didn't say this. I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.
Jake
I don't wanna be a jerk, I know you're dating Teddy and it's going really well.
Jake
This whole place reeks of bacon. Well guess what? I'm going kosher. Cause Jakey don't dig on swine!
Jake
You can't handle the me!
Jake
How did you manage to step on both of my feet at the same time
Jake
Vivian is my fiancee. My ex-fiancee. My never-wife.
Charles
Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it's true.
Gina
