I am playing a character - a no-nonsense detective whose only goal is to set this course record. His name is Vic Kovack, he's an ex-Navy Seal who was double crossed and left for dead...I don't have time to go into his backstory!

Jake

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• Added: March 04, 2014

Holt: Do you know I love milk?
Gina: Uh, no.
Holt: Well I do, but it hurts my stomach, so I haven't had milk, a beverage I love, for 19 years. Nineteen MILKLESS years I've gone, but for some reason I can't...quit...cwazy cupcakes

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• Added: March 04, 2014

Gina: So stop playing.
Holt: But...I'm just about to enter Sprinkle City.

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• Added: March 04, 2014

Checking out my new bed. Great - feels like scoliosis and smells like 10 million butts.

Jake

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• Added: February 26, 2014

Holt: Santiago...
Amy: Oh no...Santiago in B-flat...you're disappointed.

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• Added: February 26, 2014

Jake, he is a sea-witch in disguise, do not sing into his shell!

Gina

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• Added: February 26, 2014

Charles: We can fill his locker with shaving cream and loose hair.
Rosa: I like it. I cannot believe that I'm considering a non-violent option

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• Added: February 26, 2014

It's awful...it sounds like Joy Behar falling down some stairs!

Gina

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• Added: February 26, 2014

Gina: Jake, you have 6 massage chairs.
Jake: Well they don't make a massage couch!

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• Added: February 26, 2014

Jake: So talk to me Goose, how are we lookin'?
Gina: Sexy, but not like we're trying to, but like, sure we're trying, but it's almost effortless?

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• Added: February 26, 2014

Next time I catch him shaving I'm gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.

Rosa

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• Added: February 26, 2014

I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!

Jeffords

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• Added: February 26, 2014