Guys, where did our dads go?

Jake

You took the wrong fluffy boy!

Holt

Kingston: You can't beat Wario?
Jake: You can? How do you do it?

Holt: That's weird, it's sunny outside.
Jake: Why is that weird?
Holt: Because a shit-storm is about to rain down.

How much does the bastard want for my little doggie?

Holt

Nothing is as important to me in the world as this dog.

Holt

Someone took our fluffy boy!

Holt

You both look upset. Did they stop funding the arts?

Jake

I've had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Rosa

Here they come, my beautiful blue-vested bunnies.

Holt

Charles: I guess Jake and I still have the only unbreakable bond in the precinct.
Amy: I mean, he is my husband.
Charles: Mhm, no one ever gets divorced?

Look at them laughing. Jake must've said something really funny. Should we forfeit and go see what it is?

Charles

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

“The Squad” is the best book I ever read, and I’ve read 15 books.

Peralta

Don’t worry; I know what I’m doing. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.

Peralta