Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Guys, where did our dads go?
Jake
You took the wrong fluffy boy!
Holt
Kingston: You can't beat Wario?
Jake: You can? How do you do it?
Holt: That's weird, it's sunny outside.
Jake: Why is that weird?
Holt: Because a shit-storm is about to rain down.
How much does the bastard want for my little doggie?
Holt
Nothing is as important to me in the world as this dog.
Holt
Someone took our fluffy boy!
Holt
You both look upset. Did they stop funding the arts?
Jake
I've had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Rosa
Here they come, my beautiful blue-vested bunnies.
Holt
Charles: I guess Jake and I still have the only unbreakable bond in the precinct.
Amy: I mean, he is my husband.
Charles: Mhm, no one ever gets divorced?
Look at them laughing. Jake must've said something really funny. Should we forfeit and go see what it is?
Charles