Californication Season 3 Episode 11: "Comings & Goings" Quotes
Charlie: She's a cocktail waitress with a screenplay. Ok.. an idea for a screen play, but still, I see potential and I just -
Marcy: Oh please! You see blow job!
So overall you would recommend the experience of sleeping with your teacher?
Becca
Charlie: You actually did offer me the ass one time, right here in this very living room.
Marcy: What was I thinking? Dr. Drew says you could get a prolapsed anus from that shit. Once you hit 80, your ass is like, 'why'd you have to take it in the pooper that one time? Now you're going to have to carry me around all day.'
Marcy; Remember the kitchen counter encounter?
Charlie: Best night of my life!
Marcy: Not mine! Days later I was still finding crumbs in my folds!
Why did I let you sit on the sink? The chick is supposed to sit on the sink! That's bathroom boning 101!
Marcy
