Your boy toy hits like a little bitch.


Turns out that Chicken, Chicken, Chicken is bankrupt, bankrupt, bankrupt.


Esposito: Alright, hurry up. Let's just get this over with.
Sonia: Didn't I used to say that to you whenever you got frisky at night?

Contrary to what you three have led me to believe, those women's prisons are nothing like the late night skin-a-max movies.

I'm not making anymore decisions concerning LokSat without Beckett.

How did we end up here again? You lie to protect me. I lie to protect you.


I have been at the edge of that map and monsters lie there.


Every record falls in the end.


Castle: “For Richard - Without your constant stumbles in life the advice in this book would not have been possible.” Constant stumbles?
Martha: Let's not make this about you.

I already work with the greatest detective in the world.

I am your father and from the day you came into this world it's been my job to protect you.

Hayley: It might be for the best. Ignorance is bliss.
Castle: No, ignorance is hell.

Castle Quotes

The butler did it!


If I'm anything, I'm discrete.