Bobby: You know how old I was the first time I got really drunk?
Travis: I dunno, nine?
Bobby: Trick question. Never been really drunk. I have got a monster tolerance. The point is...
Travis: No dad, there is no point to that story.
Bobby: Okay, the completely new thought is...

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Travis, we'll never be even. Want to see the scar from the Cesarean section? There's a hair growing in it now.

Jules

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Bobby: Look at this office! If I ever sold my boat I could live here.
Andy: No.

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Ellie: You know what panties are? They're a type of clothes most women wear under their skirts.
Laurie: Pass.

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Jules: Oh my god, that bag is soaked with grease. I'm telling you right now, i don't care what's in it, I'm eating it.
Travis: It's a human head.
Jules: If it's deep fried, I'm still in.

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