This is a song I wrote.

Rebecca

Oh good, an abstract theatrical space, now I can actually think …

Rebecca

I love every person in this room.

Rebecca

Do you still make those candy cane mochas? I know the holidays are almost over but what the hell, I want to treat myself.

Dr. Akopian

Greg: You're the love of my life. You know that, right?
Rebecca: Well, I do now.

Okay, let's just put it out there, I've retired from stalking but you never lose the skills.

Rebecca

Nathaniel: God, I hope I win though.
Josh: I really hope you lose.
Nathaniel: I also hope Greg dies.

I'm asking you nicely to get out of my kitchen! This is how customers get meningitis.

AJ

Dude, I have known you for most of your life, and I've never seen you as happy as when you are with Rebecca.

White Josh

Josh: Sir!
Nathaniel: Hey buddy.
Josh: I'm going to need you to stand down.
Nathaniel: Literally what do you mean?

Wait, I can propose?!

Valencia

Paula: Good morning, Dr. Roth.
Dr. Roth: It is before noon.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 4 Quotes

Look, Josh, I really respect your search for self but these are actual disorders people suffer from and you're treating it like you're just identity shopping.

Heather

Paula: If you don't wake up now and confess to everything, I am going to call Princeton and tell them to take back your degree.
Trent: Actually, I went to school in Boston.