Unsub: There's a Scottish proverb: "They talk of my drinking but never my thirst."

This is personal no matter how you slice it -- person the expression.

Rossi

I forget we invited the fun police. Ignore [Reid].

Garcia

Deputy Director Barbour: You've got that deer-in-the-headlights look, Agent Prentiss.
Prentiss: It's a lot to consider.

Stop smiling, Luke Alvez. I can feel it. That joke was not for you.

Garcia [to Alvez]

Andrew: Reality as we know it is only one of many possible universes.
Lewis: Yeah, I'm with you. I watch Dr. Who.

Andrew: We need to talk.
Prentiss: We will, when the case is over.

So we're not even going to talk about that tall drink of water you call your bae? I have so many questions.

Garcia [to Prentiss]

"History has a way of altering villains so that we can no longer see ourselves in them." -- Adam Serwer

Prentiss

So, you and Andrew long distance -- how's that been going?

Rossi [to Prentiss]

That Andrew is a keeper.

J.J. [to Prentiss]

Prentiss: Penelope, that isn't your first coffee, is it?
Garcia: Well, it doesn't count if you brew it yourself.
Prentiss: I'm cutting you off now.

Criminal Minds Quotes

They mess you up, your mom and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had, and add some extra, just for you - Philip Larkin.

Hotch

Reid: There's an old Buddhist saying that, when you meet your soulmate, remember that the act to bring you together was 500 years in the making. So always appreciate and be kind to each other.
Lewis: That's lovely.
Reid: There's a corollary for friends. When you meet a true friend, you will be bound together though space and time for 500 years.