Doom Patrol
Thursdays on DC UniverseDoom Patrol Season 2 Episode 5: "Finger Patrol" Quotes
Roni: You know, I had this whole plan laid out in case you asked me out again. I was going to be all sweet and be all like,'Uh, sure, I'd love to,' and then ditch your ass.
Vic: Ok, so what happened?
Roni: You asked
Cliff: Sorry to disturb your night terror.
Vic: It wasn't a night terror.
Cliff: Spooky wet dream then.
Niles: Are you experiencing any withdrawal symptoms?
Jane: Is being a pathetic piece of shit a withdrawal symptom?
Is this just a trick? Trying to buy some time off from me hating you or can you really pull this off? Because false hope is the last thing I need, Chief.
Cliff
Cliff: They put stickers on us.
Vic: Oh, I know. And the puffy ones are hard to get off.
You know how they say the longer you're away from people, the harder it is to remember what they look like? Well, I have that but with sensations. I used to hold my arm out when it was raining, feeling the drops hit my skin. I remember doing that but not the feeling. Running my hands through my wife's hair. In my head, I know it felt amazing. But I don't know at the same time. It's all floating away from me.
Cliff
Cliff: What's the plan? Sandwiches?
Vic: I mean, we were supposed to go for subs when I stood her up. And so I figured I'd get these as a kind gesture, you know? Better late than never, right?
Cliff: Smooth. As a sand-paper strap-on.
Vic: Next time, you can hide in the garbage and I'll wear the wig.
Cliff: Please. We know who's prettiest.
Vic: So you made some bad choices. Everyone does.
Roni: It's easy to make bad choices when all you have are bad options.
