The Carrington impulse is to throw money at a problem and if that doesn't work, lie.

Fallon

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• Added: March 23, 2018

Fallon: Do you think grandpa is trolling us?
Steven: Maybe he loved Beth Middler?

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• Added: March 23, 2018

Fallon: Seriously, you're just going to walk away from $250K?
Liam: I can't afford not to.

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• Added: March 23, 2018

Look, the past couple days have been a lot of fun. Okay? Very Pretty Woman. Or the edgy gender reversal sequel.

Liam

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• Added: March 23, 2018

They're comparing me to 2007 Britney, I mean I can't even get Solange.

Fallon

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• Added: March 23, 2018

Colby: She committed fraud, and she knows it.
Monica: And you didn't? You played the same game, you just can't admit that you lost.

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• Added: March 23, 2018

For what it's worth, you're the best first wife I ever had.

Liam

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• Added: March 23, 2018

Blake: It's not like he's here to enjoy any of it.
Steven: Everyone deserves a last hurrah, don't they?

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• Added: March 23, 2018