Fallon: But if your guy doesn't find him, we are gonna need a lot more than room service. Like a nanny, and a really good shrink.
Liam: Kids are pretty resilient.
Fallon: The shrink was for me.

Dominique: We're calling it House of Deveraux. What do you think?
Blake: I think this is the house of me, not some movie set.

Fallon: Liam doesn't have to be a father just because he "suddenly has a son."
Sammy: Isn't that the exact definition of fatherhood?

Heidi: Who rents a child?
Fallon: People do it, okay? It happens.

Oh, Okay. Well this isn't exactly what I meant when I said "spice things up," but okay, let's do it.


Alexis: Well, maybe there's something I can do.
Adam: Nah, I said "recourse" not "intercourse."

Kirby: That's a terrible idea.
Sammy: Oh, said the genius who slept with Adam Carrington?

Liam, you and I have overcome so many insane obstacles. And by insane, I mean your mother.


Jeff: Did you really think you could Parent Trap me and Adam into liking each other?
Alexis: I don't know what that means.

I didn't know you had a streaming service. Or is this just your Netflix account? Which, by the way, stop changing your password.


Alexis is like a whack-a-mole game. You knock her down, she just pops up somewhere else. It's a waste of our time and our energy. So we just ignore her.


Cristal: It was you, you killed Mark.
Alexis: I was aiming for you, you bitch. And I'm sorry I missed.

Dynasty Season 3 Quotes

Blake: If we don't take care of this, the only place you're going to be working in is prison. As a prisoner.
Anders: Yes, sir. I got your meaning.

You're responsible for Mack too? How many bodies are in that lake?