Sherlock, I wanted you to think I was getting by on pure talent.

Lestrade

I refuse to shovel coal on Lestrade’s ego.

Sherlock

Lestrade: Whose to say what’s true and what isn’t?
Sherlock: Me.

Two cocks in harmony!

Sherlock

You should be proud of yourself Watson.

Sherlock

So last night I paid close attention to her range of motion and her avoidance of certain positions…

Sherlock

I’ll try to contain my fanboy

Sherlock

Joan: You went a little fanboy in there.
Sherlock: Fanboy?

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No judgement, just buy some more to-go cups.

Joan

The good investigator never rules out the possibility that his quarry is a fool.

Sherlock

Joan: Why is Gay asleep on our couch
Sherlock: I worked her hard.

Sherlock: Do I look as you'd imagined.
C: Hard to say. The parts of you that keep my imagination occupied are fully clothed at the moment.

Elementary Season 2 Quotes

[To Joan] Without you the airline might seat me next to a morbidly obese person, or child, or morbidly obese child.

Sherlock

I see you've been tending to your self defense.

Sherlock