Elementary
Thursdays 10:00 PM on CBSElementary Season 4 Quotes
Joan: So there's no one you trust.
Sherlock: I trust *you*.
Moriarty was *not* the Vice President of Inhuman Resources!
Joan
Joan: She puts dates in her little love notes?
Sherlock: No, I do.
You forgot your drain hair!
Joan
If anything happens to them, the next time you see me I won't be a cop.
Gregson [to Morland]
'My dad brokers in global misery' doesn't usually come up.
Sherlock
If I'm right, this is not the scene of a triple murder, it's the scene of a double murder and an assassination!
Joan
I'll change the locks post-haste. Set a few traps.
Sherlock [on his father visiting the brownstone]
Which one? Our overgrown putt-putt golf course? Or our condemned warehouse full of asbestos?
Davis Potter [on his business properties]
So, I walked all the way to the eastern edge of the property, and I did not find a thing. No dead bodies, no secret hideouts, no smoke monster. There's plenty of mud, though.
Joan
I'm quite certain they were staging a fake murder when they fell victim to two real ones.
Sherlock
Sherlock: You're typically more expansive after your first hit of caffeine.
Joan: Yeah, well, you brought a bald cat to breakfast. I'm a little distracted.
