Fez: I still don't understand what the play is actually about though.
Lexi: It's about friendship.

Eww, God. What? Did someone die in this dress? Smells like shit.

Lexi

I really do appreciate you doing that.

Fez

Well, she certainly looks the part.

Maddy

Wait, is this fucking play about us?

Maddie

Get out of my house.

Leslie

I'm sorry, honey.

Leslie

I wish I never said anything. I liked Rue the way she was.

Elliot

The longer you use, all the chemicals in your brain will make you feel good. You start to weaken and wither.

Laurie

Cassie, I love you.

Nate

Jules: I think she has a crush on you.
Elliot: Should we all just fuck?

I also have to use the restroom.

Elliot

Euphoria Quotes

I promise you. If I could be a different person, I would. Not because I want it, but because they do. But here's the thing. One day, I just showed up without a map or a compass, and at some point, you have to make a choice ... about who you are and what you want. And therein lies the catch.

Rue

What do you think this is, the eighties? Catch a dick.

Jules