Zane: I knew Jo was off, but not THAT off!
Fargo: Tell me about it, my resurrected girlfriend is the Manchurian Candidate.

Zane: You're telling me that Carter, Henry, and Jo are all evil clones made by Holly?
Fargo: Technically they are programed intelligences in bioprinted bodies, but yeah - evil clones.

You made me a better person, if you're looking to take responsibility for something, take responsibility for that.


Fargo: Clicker! Who says you're not "sciency"
Jack: Almost everybody.

Fargo: The good news is that the cloud is stabilizing and only equipment is being effected.
Jack: Oh, a few more hours of bladder control... I'll take it!

Jo: Smart Dust?
Jack: Not so smart anymore.

Allison: We are green across the board, everything is good.
Jack: I cleared my whole morning for damage control.
Jo: Me too.
Jack: Coffee?

Jack: What do you figure, we going to blow something up or get covered in goo?
Jo: Why are you so pessimistic?
Jack: Really?
Jo: [timidly] Right, I think I'm gonna go with goo.
Jack: I'll go with blow something up.

Jo: Is that...
Allison: Fargo.
Jack: Yeah, this is going to go well.

All I could think was any place is the right place when I'm with you.


Zane: Bring in a few of her favorite things, photos, music, your dorky little DnD game.
Doug: That is not dorky.
Zane: Actually it is.

Doug: I've got ya
Holly: Yeah, you do.

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.