Renée: So the priesthood.
Acosta: Are you surprised?
Renée: That wasn’t your thing.
Acosta: It wasn’t your thing to be a church lawyer either.
Renée: My sister screwed us both up.
Acosta: She got you to promise too?
Renée: On her deathbed – The church needs you.
Acosta: She probably told everybody the same thing that last day.
Renée: That’s Julia for you: Always has to have the last word, even from the grave.

Renée: Do you have a jacket with that?
Kristen: With this? Yes, but not with me.
Renée: Can someone get it for you?
Kristen: Why?
Renée: I want you to look like a doctor.
Kristen: A jacket will make me look like a doctor?
Renée: Yes.

Acosta: Did you get a subpoena?
Kristen: No, but I probably will because they’ll use my testimony against you.
Acosta: That’s why I wanted to know how much we disagree.
Kristen: David, I’m sorry. Whatever we say right now, I will be asked about and they’ll want to know if we tried to get our story straight. That’ll make you look worse. So you need to be able to swear that we didn’t get our story straight. Right now, I can say that we talked. You asked if I was subpoenaed, and our conversation lasted exactly five minutes. If this goes any further, I’ll be under oath and have to admit to more.

Kristen: It’s exciting. You know how we always talked about not wanting to work in an office or knowing exactly what our day was gonna bring? This is that. I’m just always surprised.
Andy: I’m glad. Are you high?
Kristen: Yeah.
Andy: Is that part of the work too?

Judith: Did Ms. Harris prep you for this testimony?
Kristen: Yes.
Judith: And what did she say?
Kristen: She told me to be honest and concise.
Judith: And did she say anything about me?
Kristen: Yes, she told me that you hated your last name and wanted to take it out on the world.

EVIL Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

Renée: Do you have a jacket with that?
Kristen: With this? Yes, but not with me.
Renée: Can someone get it for you?
Kristen: Why?
Renée: I want you to look like a doctor.
Kristen: A jacket will make me look like a doctor?
Renée: Yes.

Renée: So the priesthood.
Acosta: Are you surprised?
Renée: That wasn’t your thing.
Acosta: It wasn’t your thing to be a church lawyer either.
Renée: My sister screwed us both up.
Acosta: She got you to promise too?
Renée: On her deathbed – The church needs you.
Acosta: She probably told everybody the same thing that last day.
Renée: That’s Julia for you: Always has to have the last word, even from the grave.