Family Guy Season 8 Episode 17: "Brian and Stewie" Quotes
Brian: I don't like strawberry yogurt.
Stewie: Picky for someone who eats from a plastic bowl from the floor every day.
Brian: It's by Charles Dickens.
I like what comes out of Lois' breasts better, but I like this too.
Brian: Try what? I practically french kissed your butt.
Stewie: Yeah there was no practically about it.
Stewie: Got some dessert for you.
Brian: You got to be kidding me.
Stewie: Come on, it's just throw up. You like throw up.
Brian: I do. I do like throw up.
Brian: You invented a time machine, but you can't get us out of a safe?
Stewie: Yeah, that's science. I'm not Houdini.
Brian: Actually it's called Brian and Stewie.
Stewie: Really? Shouldn't it be person before animal, like Turner & Hooch?
Brian: I don't think that movie is a good example... of anything.