Brian: Peter, what are you doing?
Peter: Playing Unga Bunga. It's the championship.
Stewie: Go away! This is why Zillow estimates our house at $4.

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• Added: May 18, 2014

I'm glad we're staying together. Honestly, I don't know what I would do on my own. Like, I literally have no idea where food comes from. Is it that guy? Is he the food man?

Peter

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• Added: May 18, 2014

Sir, I heard whimpering. Shall I fetch your crying tuxedo?

Butler

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• Added: May 18, 2014

Oh, it's starting! I'm gonna live-tweet the show and ruin it for everyone in other time zones.

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• Added: May 18, 2014

TV Announcer: We now return to Jeremy Piven in The Incredible Hulk.
Jeremy Piven: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Man: I don't like you now.

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• Added: May 18, 2014