It enhances my life to know how your life is going!

Peter

How are we going to catch Abu Nasir!?

Larry

Peter: Well, I am off to try and get out of this conversation!
Lois: Peter, what did you do?
Peter: He was slightly inconveniencing me and Joe, so we threatened to destroy his family.

Peter: No, you're not supposed to hit it into the water.
Lois: But you hit it into the water.
Peter: I know I hit it into the water.
Lois: But why do they have water if you're not supposed to hit it there.
Peter: Because it's fun! We're having fun!

Shhh! The green shirt went by again! If it goes around 30 times in 5 minutes, you get to have a diet coke!

Lois

Peter: Alright, lets dope her up good -- get that mouth off her.
Cleveland: No Peter! The problem is you!

The new maid is peeing on me, and she didn't even say anything clever!

Stewie

Whew, I was damn near out of tweed.

Cleveland

I'm an idiot? All anyone remembers from your argument is that you're in a wheelchair!

Quagmire

Family Guy Season 13 Episode 13 Quotes

Whew, I was damn near out of tweed.

Cleveland

I'm an idiot? All anyone remembers from your argument is that you're in a wheelchair!

Quagmire