Stewie: I can't believe you still want to invest in this. They use dog meat. How can you condone the eating of other dogs?
Brian: Oh, c'mon, Stewie, it's their way. Who are we to judge other cultures?

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Cleveland: Peter, that's Bruno Mars.
Peter: Bruno Mars? Who's she?
Cleveland: She's a man. And he's not even black. He's a beautiful, mixed-up tomorrow person.

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Stewie: You're really taking to this. I wish I would have brought you in on this earlier. Together we're going to make a fortune.
Brian: Hold on, Stewie. I'm not some run-of-the-mill Wall Street scumbag in it just for the profits. Every dollar I make, one goes to me and one goes to charity.
Stewie: I'm going to rent a Ferrari and cruise the pier. You want in?
Brian: Well, cancer's not going anywhere.

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The stock market is a sucker's bet like chasing your tail.

Brian

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Stewie, adults are allowed to say racist things because of traffic.

Brian

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For instance, there are more single people over 50 than ever so I'm investing in handguns and black-out window shades. They don't want to be part of society, Brian. They've made that very clear.

Stewie

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