Oh I will find one. I mean, you are looking at the guy who found the fountain of youth. It is very far away from here,

Peter

Hey, its Thanksgiving. Shouldn't you be in Detroit losing a football game right about now.

Brian

Four years later me and Lois divorced and Stewie died. Gobble gobble.

Peter

Well the fat man is never going to get back in time, and with him gone that makes you the man of the house.

Stewie

Hi there folks! Hand over the turkey!

No, but why are you saying the dogs name before dads.

Chris

Well last night me and Brian got drunk and ate the turkey, but before you get mad we also ate the salad.

Peter

Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 Quotes

Hey, its Thanksgiving. Shouldn't you be in Detroit losing a football game right about now.

Brian

No, but why are you saying the dogs name before dads.

Chris