Family Guy Season 14 Quotes
I can get people to pay me 10 bucks just for doing stupid stuff?Peter
Oh, yeah. Black guys put hot sauce on everything on account most of us have been pepper-sprayed by the time we're two.Cleveland
Now all I need is a group photo of me kneeling in front of the village so I can brag about what a good person I am.Peter
It's true. Even at the speed of light, mean-spirited thoughts from the stars can take thousands or even millions of years to reach the earth. Hamburger.Neil deGrasse Tyson
Are you about done? I'm supposed to go lion hunting with a scumbag dentist.Carter
Carter; Tear it all down. Now. Or I'm cancelling Kwanzaa.
Warlord: What is Kwanzaa?
Carter: Ha! I knew it wasn't real.
Carter: So that money's just been Josh Hartnetted?
Peter: What's that?
Carter: Gone, disappeared, never to be heard from again.
I got to email that to Babs. She hates people.Carter
Not everyone can be as fascinating as you, Brian.Stewie
Spending the day with him is going to be worse than eating at a ballpark.Peter
The good news is that now he can go back to being a regular kid.Brian
Besides, it's been a while since we ate at a place where, if you ask for ketchup, they look at your like you're dirt.Peter