And I go to strip clubs because I love buffalo wings.

Damien

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You always tilt your head like a dog that hears a funny noise whenever you have a secret.

Peter

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Yeah, I gotta think you're not on his Christmas card list.

Jared

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• Added: July 04, 2012

You phone sex in Latin, really?

Peter

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• Added: July 04, 2012

He meant ice queen in a good way

Jared

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• Added: July 04, 2012

Physics prevents sex in any position in a SouthCal airlines bathroom.

Peter

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• Added: July 04, 2012