Jared: I want to make this work.
Swatello: So do I, but like adults.
Jared: Let's not get crazy.

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Jared: My hatred for you has been greatly exaggerated.
Swatello: That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.
Jared: That's really sad.

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Infeld: Would you care to join me in getting absolutely squiffed?
Damien: I'm all in.

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Fate is what you make of it not just what comes your way.

Jared

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Jared: When the dust settles is Swatello the one?
Peter: Right now she's the one who got away.

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Jay Z wants to give my eulogy. Please, don't let him tell the Barbados story.

Infeld

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• Added: October 22, 2014

You got us arrested. We totally blame you!

Jared

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• Added: October 22, 2014

My ninth birthday all I got was the Milenium Falcon with the stowaway bay.

Jared

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Peter: Well, you know you can trust us.
Jared: We've got attorney friend privilege.

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• Added: October 22, 2014