I was right to support you. You are a gardener, you like to plant seeds. Idea seeds. Business seeds.

Jessica

So those are real glasses. They're not dumb person playing smart person glasses!

Jessica

Tall order. We're talking about a guy who still calls Germany Prussia.

Evan

One woman's trash, another man's treasure.

Louis

I'm Evan, and my waistline doubles as my nipple line.

Eddie

Well, if he were a believable sponge he'd be able to sop up his tears.

Jessica

Did that ginger bite you and infect your brain?

Jessica

It's the only thing she likes more than sensible footwear, instilling fear in people.

Louis

Don't ever weaponize Amy Grant again.

Jessica

How can I help you find your next chapter if I can't even find mine?

Louis

Never estimate a ginger.

Grandma Huang

No, Louis! His voice is too loud, and his clothes are too colorful, and his cologne! He's tough on all the senses!

Jessica

Fresh Off the Boat Quotes

Louis: Are you ready to do this?
Mitch:: Not really, I feel like I've told you numerous times, I don't want to do this but all you do is smile and nod.
Louis: [Smiles and nods]
Mitch: You're doing it.
Louis: [Smiles and nods[
Mitch: See, you're doing it

If you get lost, try to find a white family. You will be safe there until I can find you.

Jessica