Fresh Off the Boat
Fridays 8:30 PM on ABCFresh Off the Boat Quotes
I was right to support you. You are a gardener, you like to plant seeds. Idea seeds. Business seeds.
Jessica
So those are real glasses. They're not dumb person playing smart person glasses!
Jessica
Tall order. We're talking about a guy who still calls Germany Prussia.
Evan
One woman's trash, another man's treasure.
Louis
I'm Evan, and my waistline doubles as my nipple line.
Eddie
Well, if he were a believable sponge he'd be able to sop up his tears.
Jessica
Did that ginger bite you and infect your brain?
Jessica
It's the only thing she likes more than sensible footwear, instilling fear in people.
Louis
Don't ever weaponize Amy Grant again.
Jessica
How can I help you find your next chapter if I can't even find mine?
Louis
Never estimate a ginger.
Grandma Huang
No, Louis! His voice is too loud, and his clothes are too colorful, and his cologne! He's tough on all the senses!
Jessica