Of course I wanna leave! Of all the hotels in California, I have to come to the one with gay men and Gordon?!

Delia

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• Added: February 01, 2017

Oh no. I'm not gonna pee where I play. No drama here. I'm not a drama mama.

Abby

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• Added: February 01, 2017

Abby: Oh come on twenty one, even your balls look great!!
[silence]
Coach: Two eight's mom. Sit down!
Abby [blushes]: Sorry. I meant that all of his pitches look like strikes.

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• Added: February 01, 2017

Coach: You drink soda. I'm shocked.
Abby: Yeah, well I'm sure there's a kale flavor.
Coach: Maybe a small-batch root beer.

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• Added: February 01, 2017

Gordon: Delia...
Delia: Yeah?
Gordon: Cher wishes she ever looked as good as you.

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• Added: February 01, 2017