This is how much money I make a week? This is a lot more than my rent. This is insane, I'm just gonna like walk into a store in the Meatpacking district and make it rain!

Hannah

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• Added: February 23, 2014

By the way your Netflix came. Bridget Jones 2, seriously?

Marnie [to Ray]

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• Added: February 23, 2014

I wouldn't be eating pizza in front of you if I liked you.

Marnie [to Ray]

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• Added: February 23, 2014

I'm not even attracted to you. I was wearing rehab goggles.

Jessa

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• Added: February 23, 2014

He's gonna need you to support him and forgive him, because he's gonna be an asshole.

Patti Lupone

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• Added: February 23, 2014

Does she mean "have fun" because broadway is the most seductive of mistresses?

Hannah

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• Added: February 23, 2014

I'd say in some ways he's the most mature person I've ever met and in other ways he's not yet been born.

Hannah [about Adam]

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• Added: February 23, 2014

Everyone here looks how I'd look with a nose job.

Adam

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• Added: February 23, 2014