Whether it's a heart attack or heartbreak, just like Broadway, the show must go on.

Rachel

I'm very specific when I give a gift. You don't know how many kittens I gave away because they just weren't right.

Rachel

When does Asian Santa arrive?

Tina

I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff.

Mike

I would like Puckerman to love me. He's a fox. I would also like sweet potato fries.

Lauren

Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.

Brittany

Rachel: I can't believe that teacher let those students speak to us like that.
Puck: I can't believe she threw a shoe at us.

This year, Glee club's going full Santa.

Will

We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.

Mercedes

Artie: I told my parents I only want one thing for Christmas this year: stop friending me on Facebook.

Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.

Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.

Brittany

Glee Season 2 Episode 10 Quotes

Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.

Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.

Brittany