Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 3 Episode 3: "Asian F" Quotes
This is one of the hardest decisions of my life. And that includes when i had to sell one of my prize donkeys to pay my gas bill.
Beiste
I will pretend like an ovarian cyst burst. Works every time.
Emma
Enjoy your enormous bowl of disgusting creamy pasta.
Shelby
He's never late. He runs like an expensive Swiss watch reproduced cheaply in China.
Artie
When I see you dance, it's why I fell in love with you.
Tina [to Mike]
Know what, Rachel? Hug me after I get the part.
Mercedes
Mike: I got an A minus, Tina.
Tina: You got an Asian F?
You think Wonder Woman hugs the cheetah before the Amazonian smackdown?
Marcus
Ballet improves your coordination, it improves your IQ and it gets half the NFL on Dancing with the Stars.
Beiste
Do you want me to iron some bacon for you?
Emma
It's not about doing your best anymore. It's about doing better.
Will
My alarm clock went off 30 minutes late. Sort of reshifted by whole schedule.
Mercedes