I'd say "bye," but I wouldn't wanna make you angry.

Blaine

Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold hands with girls and feel normal.

Kurt

You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat!

Beiste

I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with Terri.

Will

Your face tastes awesome.

Rachel [to Blaine]

Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world.

Rachel

Rachel: Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything!

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw m browser history.

Finn

Rachel: I've never even had a drink.
Finn: Seriously? No wonder I never got past second base.

Finn: It's not emotional or good or...
Rachel: It sucks.
Finn: Yeah.

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the swelling in his brain under control.

Sue

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic.

Sue

Glee Season 2 Episode 14 Quotes

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic.

Sue

I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you.

Emma