Will: Inside, you're a really good person. I appreciate what you're doing for these kids. I won't forget it.
Sue: I'm seriously gonna puke in your mouth.

I spent large segments of each day picturing you choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I once shoved your face into one of those pink-inflamed monkey butts.


It's as barren as me in here.


Rachel: We don't care what the judges say: we won. Because we had you as a teacher.

I love you, Emma. And you love me. Dentist or no, this thing isn't over between us.


Quinn: Did you love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now.

From Fort Wayne, Indiana, the not-at-all stupidly named, Aural Intensity!


Kiss my ass, Josh Groban! I'm an internationally-ranked cheerleading coach!


Brunettes have no place in show business.

Olivia Newton-John

One, are you single? Two, how about those New Directions?

Josh Groban

You suck! You suck! You suck!

Quinn [to Puck, while in labor]

Rachel: Break a leg.
Finn: I love you.

Glee Season 1 Episode 22 Quotes

Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou.


I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But, face it, I'm legend. It's happened.