I realized being a star didn't make me as special as being your friend.


When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious.


Yes, I am back in glee club. In lieu of flowers, please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice.


Kurt: Maybe Quinn is lactose intolerant.
Artie: That doesn't explain all the crying.

There was a time I was the biggest star around here. And now that I've gotten that back, I'm never letting it go.


I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.


Finn: I'm sleeping with him.
Rachel: So am I.
Finn: This play is weird.
Rachel: That's Mr. Ryerson's favorite line.

Kurt: Smells like my Aunt Mildred.
April: Just drink it.

We'll get you sobered up... find you some underwear. It's not too late for you.

Will [to April]

Will: You remember me?
April: No. But I don't remember breakfast.

I have no problem with nudity. Let me tell you about my planned production of Equus.


Rachel: Think we can win Regionals without Rachel?
Emma: Remember the Jamaican bobsled team? Big longshots!

Glee Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

That Rachel chick makes me wanna light myself on fire, but she can sing.


Kurt: Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room?
Cheerleader: Your sexuality?