They look like deep fried deep poop.

Brittany [on tater tots]

When I showed this to Brittany, she whimpered and thought I cut down a small tree where a family of gummy people lived.

Sue [on a piece of broccoli]

Hoarders is great. But Animal Hoarders is better.

Sue and Holly

Less than 24 hours after my plan to replace all chairs with sharp poles, in my war against sitting... I need a cause.

Sue

Mr. Schuester's set list makes it seem like he hasn't listened to the radio since the 80s.

Puck

At least I didn't fall and break my talent.

Rachel

You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.

Kurt

Please get into groups and discuss how many times Lindsay Lohan has been in rehab.

Holly [in Spanish]

Holly [in Spanish] Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right?

Terri: I did really enjoy taking care of you when you're sick.
Will: That's because you like me best when I'm weak.
Terri: Maybe. That's what my therapist says.

Mini Rachel: I for one think we should use our set list for Sectionals to start exploring the oeuvre of Bernadette Peters.
Mini Brittany: Someday, I'm gonna go to Paris and visit the oeuvre.

Will: I thought we were friends.
Sue: That got boring.

Glee Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

Will: I thought we were friends.
Sue: That got boring.

My years-long quest for power has finally bore fruit.

Sue

Glee Season 2 Episode 7 Music

  Song Artist
Song Singing in the Rain/Umbrella Glee Cast
Forget You Glee Cast iTunes
Make 'Em Laugh Glee Cast iTunes