Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Episode 7: "The Substitute" Quotes
They look like deep fried deep poop.
Brittany [on tater tots]
When I showed this to Brittany, she whimpered and thought I cut down a small tree where a family of gummy people lived.
Sue [on a piece of broccoli]
Hoarders is great. But Animal Hoarders is better.
Sue and Holly
Less than 24 hours after my plan to replace all chairs with sharp poles, in my war against sitting... I need a cause.
Sue
Mr. Schuester's set list makes it seem like he hasn't listened to the radio since the 80s.
Puck
At least I didn't fall and break my talent.
Rachel
You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.
Kurt
Please get into groups and discuss how many times Lindsay Lohan has been in rehab.
Holly [in Spanish]
Holly [in Spanish] Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right?
Terri: I did really enjoy taking care of you when you're sick.
Will: That's because you like me best when I'm weak.
Terri: Maybe. That's what my therapist says.
Mini Rachel: I for one think we should use our set list for Sectionals to start exploring the oeuvre of Bernadette Peters.
Mini Brittany: Someday, I'm gonna go to Paris and visit the oeuvre.
Will: I thought we were friends.
Sue: That got boring.