Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Episode 11: "The Sue Sylvester Bowl Shuffle" Quotes
Sue: And as you ponder your decision, I ask that you remember that that cannon has 2 little baby twin cannons, and one more on the way, and if you refuse to sign this, well, those little baby cannons might just go hungry.
Brittany: Baby cannons...
Sue: And the mama cannon has fibromyalgia so she can't work.
Puck: Are you ready for this?
Rachel: LETS KICK SOME ASS!!!!
Screw her. She put me on the bottom of the pyramid.
Santana
Katie Couric: You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, Dina Lohan... and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and, apparently, also a loser. How do you deal with that?
Sue: I've been drinking a lot of bleach.
You're so afraid of being called geeks or losers or gay that you settle for being nothing.
Puck
No time for a fourtime, ladies. The bus leaves in five.
Brittany: I'm gonna die.
Santana: I'll be worth it.
You don't go in that canon and this routine will be all boom, boom and no pow. And that, Brittany, is so 2008 and... late.
Will: Rachel have you ever seen a tackle football game? When they tackle, it hurts.
Artie: And not in a good, Mellencamp kind of way.
Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.
Kurt
I bring Finn a glass of warm milk every night, just in the hopes we may have a little lady chat.
Kurt
Santana: I'm torn.
Brittany: I'm not. I'm Brittany.
