Dr. Cohen: Yelp therapist, eh?
Ben: Freedom fighter.
Dr. Cohen: Definitely your mom's son.

Beth: He's asking where the package is.
Annie: We're not Amazon Prime.

Beth: She lied, Annie.
Ruby: For months.
Beth: And she chose him over you.
Ruby: And she's kinda racist.
Beth: She's mostly racist.

Ruby: One of us has to be good!
Stan: Why?
Ruby: What do you mean why?
Stan: All my life I've been swimming upstream, fighting it. And you know where that gets you? It doesn't get you respect. It doesn't get you a badge. Doesn't get you a proper wedding ring. It just gets you tired. And then you get washed right back down again.

Dean: Where you going?
Beth: I am going to get our lives back.
Dean: You gotta look that good to do it?
Beth: You trust me?

Annie: Okay, doc. You know, you can talk about transference all you want, but uh, you just pizza transferred your tongue into my mouth. Hard. And I don't think it was just about the pineapple.
Dr. Cohen: I think we're done for tonight.

Ruby: Do we look any different?
Stan: Better.
Ruby: Older.
Stan: Sexier.

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Hey criminals. No need to hide that.

Stan [to the girls]

Just cuz he's back, doesn't mean that you and I can't stay weird.

Beth [to Dean]

Beth: I'm sorry.
Dean: This is the last thing he takes from us.

We'll just get you close enough so you won't miss.

Beth [to Max]

Ruby: Am I gonna make it?
Annie: You shut up and drink your frap!

Good Girls Quotes

You're like a Stepford mom without a pulse.

Annie [to Beth]

Ruby: So when you wanna do this?
Annie: Well I already bought three automatics and filed off the serial numbers. So, really, name a day.