Stan: You were right.
Ruby: Oh, I know.
Stan: I don't know where we're going. I just wanna go there together.

Ruby: I'm so mad at Stan. This makes the most sense.
Beth: What makes the most sense is couple's therapy. Not grand larceny.
Ruby: You didn't see the way he talked to me.

Gayle: Why would you do this for him?
Beth: Because he is my husband.
Gayle: That's enough?

Beth: When does it get to be mine?
Rio: When does what get to be yours?
Beth: I made all of this happen.
Rio: Next time empty the clip.

Beth: So you want me to print and wash?
Rio: There's a business term for that, what is it?
Mick: Synergy.
Rio: Synergy! Synergy! That's right.

Gayle: Why would I be looking to sell?
Beth: Because my husband's looking to buy.
Gayle: Maybe he should look somewhere else.
Beth: Why is that? You didn't.

Stan: I want you to be the woman that I married.
Ruby: I don't even know what that means.

Rio: What are we celebrating?
Beth: Nothing.

Sniper: So, hows a lady like you get involved with a man like that?
Beth: I was just bored.

Ruby: Such good people.
Stan: I know.
Ruby: We're not.
Stan: I know.
Ruby: How do we get back to that?

Sniper: We're alike. You and I.
Beth: I don't know about that.
Sniper: I was just bored, too.

Rio: Imma ask you again. Where's it been going?
Beth: Somewhere safe.
Rio: What, a mattress.
Beth: Yeah.
Rio: Yeah, except you ain't got one.

Good Girls Quotes

You're like a Stepford mom without a pulse.

Annie [to Beth]

Ruby: So when you wanna do this?
Annie: Well I already bought three automatics and filed off the serial numbers. So, really, name a day.